Greek Alphabet Letter Meanings

Upper Case Letter	Lower Case Letter	Greek Letter Name	English Equivalent	Translation
Α	α	Alpha	a	Apply
Β	β	Beta	b	About
Γ	γ	Gamma	g	From
Δ	δ	Delta	d	Direct
Ε	ε	Epsilon	e	Position
Ζ	ζ	Zeta	z	Oppose
Η	η	Eta	h	Equal
Θ	θ	Theta	th	Resist
Ι	ι	Iota	i	Force
Κ	κ	Kappa	k	Compose
Λ	λ	Lambda	l	Combine
Μ	μ	Mu	m	Minor
Ν	ν	Nu	n	Name
Ξ	ξ	Xi	x	Title
Ο	ο	Omicron	o	Immersion
Π	π	Pi	p	Carry
Ρ	ρ	Rho	r	Order
Σ	σ,ς	Sigma	s	Dynamic
Τ	τ	Tau	t	Toward
Υ	υ	Upsilon	u	Compare
Φ	φ	Phi	ph	Pull
Χ	χ	Chi	ch	Cross
Ψ	ψ	Psi	ps	Push
Ω	ω	Omega	o	Major

Translation by:
Samuel Gregory Korn
Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
GMT+9:30 - 23/08/2018

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CAUSE A FLOOD?

3 Men are sitting in the waiting room of a Insurance Office

The 1st turns to the 2nd man and asks "What are you here for?" to which the man replies "I'm making a claim for my business. It burned to the ground last week"

The 1st man says "Really? I'm here for the same thing. My business burned down last week as well"

They turn to the 3rd man and ask him "What are you here for?"

"Same as you, I'm making a claim. I lost my business to a flood a few weeks ago"

The 1st and 2nd man look at each other for a second, a little confused, and then one of them asks him
"Flood? How the fuck do you cause a flood?"